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My first poast (disregard)

I don’t have a subject to write about, this is just a shitpoast. something to clear the pipes. You know when you need to use your printer for the first time in 4 years to print a fake vaxx card so you can go to some tacky menudo/ramen fusion restaurant trying to humor that one idiot in the friend group that still thinks “the city is great ackshully!”

Anyways you haven’t used your printer in 4 years so you turned it on and now it’s blaring alarms and error codes at you saying you have to put it in self cleaning mode so the nozzles can spray $27 of random ink lines on the paper and then it will work. That’s what this poast is. Nozzle priming. Sorry.

What the hell would I write about anyways? We live in grifter hell. Everybody needs to Demonstrate Competence these days. Deliver Value. There’s nothing for you at the bottom of that sales funnel.

I’d rather my daughter become an unwed mother at 14 than an unwed theorycel tradwife at 28.

Big Tech is building digital Potemkin villages. I thought you should know.

You need to be normal but you also need to be a maniac. World is full of timid normies and aggressive lunatics. The age of the cool likable average guy doing outrageous deeds is upon us.

Somebody told me Orcas have menopause because the grandma Orcas are the only ones that remember the pod’s vast compendium of hunting knowledge. Said very few species are biologically designed around grandparents, but they are all the giga genius species. Something to think about.

You aren’t too cool for most of the stuff you pretend to be aloof about, you’re just too cowardly to risk being cringe. 30 years ago it was the only guy sitting in a chair, arms crossed while 130 healthy people drunkenly undulated on the dance floor.

“I don’t dance..”

> scowls

> panties drying up faster than a slug in the Sahara

Now it’s the guy (and even more often the GIRL) who won’t even leave their damned house. And they Need You to Respect their self-inflicted wounds. They need you to affirm that the only reason they are outcasts is because nobody else is Good Enough.

“At first when you said you hate everyone and you think everything is a waste of time, I was worried that maybe you’re a misanthropic nihilist, but now I’m SO turned on knowing that you just think fundamental human connection and joy isn’t worth leaving your comfort zone for.

Cynicism is a red flag but a mix of sloth and emotional cowardice is sexy as hell.”

Oh well, fuck off. We only have room for Women happy people and Children on the life boats.

Stress and fear breaks all animals, makes them do things that harm their own organism. You see this in the panicked squirrel that darts from safety at the last moment to launch himself facefirst under the tire of a passing semi.

You also see this in the way humans under stress start absolutely destroying anything even remotely resembling a solution that might remove the stress.

There have been some studies on this I think (go to hell I will never cite a “sOuRcE”).

Animal in state of stress turns its own immune system up too high, starts breaking down its own health, moves lower in social hierarchy. Very common in apes.

People do this too. Once you see it, you see it everywhere. He who is down bad will fall further still.

Look babe I’m looooongfoooooorm shitpoasting, aren’t you proud?

“What’s his writing style?” Is he going for like a TLP/BAP hybrid thing? Listen dweeb I am literally illiterate. I went to 5 years of school and got a GED. I have brain damage too. I just type thoughts, scattering chicken feed into the void.

I am begging you to stop pretending that you showed real grit persevering through a handful of mildly negative situations you completely brought upon yourself.

Gotta invest your talents, don’t bury them. There’s a parable and everything so you know it’s serious. Don’t even look at the hole. That’s the realm of worms.

The final red pill is that every single “society” problem is self correcting, but not a single one of your problems is.

Idiots say “do one thing every day that scares you.”

I say do one thing every day that scares an idiot.

And if you’re scared, go to Church.